you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
