thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Ladies don't puke and tell
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize