singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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