Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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