Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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