Where is the hickey?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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