Its about making memories worth repressing
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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