I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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