why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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