bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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