How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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