Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
PANTIES FOUND
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