Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So much rum. So many feels.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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