Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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