Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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