I'm jealous of your bromance
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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