I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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