i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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