He felt like a one man threesome
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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