I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
one might say we're banned from that church
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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