I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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