id be glad to
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Dignity is for republicans.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
