i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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