If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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