I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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