Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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