i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
In America we eat man semen.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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