woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Randomize
