Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
sex in a hospital.. check
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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