Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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