Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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