Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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