i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Randomize
