I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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