my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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