Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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