i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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