You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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YES! Keeping 510 hella fucking classy.
Before - or After She Tossed it?
Fremont!
Glorious.
First 203
Go bay area
First eh?
Hah! Fail..
I guess this text makes sense if you consider that the mother was having her salad tossed. In which case, it's perfectly acceptable to have semen tasting "dressing"
is that a compliment or an insult?
Trailer trash
Little did she know, her mom really did but semen in the salad.
Balls
In Soviet Russia semen tastes like salad dressing
Lol
First!!!!!807
I'm sure you really told her that. Liars!
I totally think that about fat free ranch.. Great minds.
Awkward
First bitches
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