So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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