just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just want nice things and good sex
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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