week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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