NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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