There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Randomize
