Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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