I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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