I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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