I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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