i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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