After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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