So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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