Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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