the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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