dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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