Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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