: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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