I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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