in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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