u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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