Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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