The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
