Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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